That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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