bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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