I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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