Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
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I need you to use more vowels.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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