The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
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Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
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This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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