Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
high people should be assigned attendants
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
you will always have a special place in my vag
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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