HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
she peed on how many people?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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