Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
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