The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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