The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
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Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
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I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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