so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
