Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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