it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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