haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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