oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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