Are we in a gay sports bar?
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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