i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
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