I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
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