Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
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