I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
It's blow job season.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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