Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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