How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
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okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
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I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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