If you die in college, do you die in real life?
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
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What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
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Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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