Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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