wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
porn star boner night. come get it.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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