I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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