Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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