problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
The feeling are messing with the penis
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
My feet surprised me
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