so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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