I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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