So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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