no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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