This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Randomize
