For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
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Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
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just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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