Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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