hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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