i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
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You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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