So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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