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• (813): View more from Florida

  My mind said no, but my drink said yes.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.

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  round 2?

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  EVER.

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• (925): View more from California

  curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee

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• (631): View more from New York

  Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.

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• (951): View more from California

  I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.

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• (315): View more from New York

  I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.

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• (310): View more from California

  i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.

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