Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
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She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
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Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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