dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
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the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
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Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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