Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
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He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
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pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?