And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Randomize
