I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
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So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
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Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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