too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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