I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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