hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
someone owes me an orgasm
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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