they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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