At least make sure they are 18
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I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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