S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
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Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
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I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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