I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
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She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
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so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Randomize