well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
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