your room smells of hookers.
And success
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
