Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Randomize
