Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
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whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
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You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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