I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
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it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
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Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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