it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Randomize
