ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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