You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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