I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
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