I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
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THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
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I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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