i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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